Sunday, 23 December 2007

Booze

So on Tuesday the gang went to France to pick up supplies for the holidays. We set off around 6:30 in the morning and drove at full speed to dover. On the way we had no radio due to it being stolen so we talked about hatchet vs genitals. Check it out here (if you think you can manage not to spew on your keyboard). We decided that it was definitely worse than 2girls1cup.

So we just made it to dover on time to get our ferry and set off for France. First thing we did was buy batteries for the camera and look at the cheap booze. And then we started to feel sick so we made our way outside to see the sea swans.



Us looking cold.



And some rare sea swans.

Other stuff we did on the ferry:



Get cold some more.



And get some free hands.

Then we made it to france which looked a lot like this:



As you can see I am driving on the wrong side of the road. Which wasn't that bad apart from roudabouts which are completely backwards and retarded. So our first destination on our wonderful trip was to the supermarket called Auchan. The selection is massive and cheap and we ended up buying a lot of stuff. Here is the picture of the first haul:



The next place we went to was Sainsburys to claim our free case of wine and to get some more supplies. Which looked like this:





Then on the way back to the port we saw Jesus and thought we should take a photo next to him which involved some stealth. Jesus was in someones front garden. So we ran up quickly and posed and then quickly ran off again, We were not seen.



Then we headed to a shop called Eastenders which contained great wine like Gnats Piss and Lovely Bubbly. It also contained crates of beer for £3.50 which was pretty cheap. And looked like this:



After we were full up on booze. We headed towards the port to head home. When we got on the ferry we played some games, felt a bit sick and I got asked for drugs like I always do wherever I go. Jumped in the car and we were home in time for fish and chips.

The End.

Monday, 10 December 2007

The songs

These are the songs that the gang has managed to record so far on our magical musical adventure...

The Dog Song - Written in tribute to a dog named Buster. Who unleashes his lipstick on beds.

The Giraffe Song - I believe we came up with this on a pier in Southampton. It was cold, and very windy.

The Lizard Song - Written because lizards are just so funky. They have the groove.

The Tiger Song - I can't remember why. Stripes and smiles and stuff.

Oh and the original Camel Song!

Peace!

A Small Hello

People need gangs, and our gang is awesome.

We exist in a strange place that feels something like the sleepless paranoia that follows a caffeine overdose, and the guilt that chokes your balls after a drunk fling with an ex lover. We write songs and go on adventures, just like other gangs.

Imagine if the Goonies grew addictions, and had regrets.


And so on this page, we'll put our wonderful songs, and tales of our magic adventures.